TAs

TA Receives Email From Freshman Signed ‘Love’

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN — CS 2110 Teaching Assistant Benjamin Rosier ’17 went wild with excitement Monday when he received an email from one Samantha M. Dalton ’20 that was signed at the bottom “Love, Sam.” According to reports from Rosier, the body text of the email was otherwise quite cryptic, with no overt romantic intent. “She was…

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Sack of Shit TA Cancels Office Hours for So-Called “Family Emergency”

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

BAKER HALL — Undergraduate Teaching Assistant for CHEM 2070 and local sack of shit Jenna Liu cancelled her regular office hours this week for a so-called “family emergency,” neglecting her duties to many passionate, hard-working chemistry students. “I don’t care what elderly relative is in the hospital, I need her to finish my problem set…

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TA Receives Email From Freshman Signed ‘Love’

Sack of Shit TA Cancels Office Hours for So-Called “Family Emergency”