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Phew! Class Crush Gives Ick Just in Time for Drop Deadline

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

URIS HALL—While students across campus methodically scan syllabi for loopholes in preparation for the quickly approaching drop deadline, one particularly picky senior’s decision to drop was based not on an impending prelim whose material went unstudied, but rather the class crush she’d been mildly stalking giving her “the ick.” “I knew we would never work,”…

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