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Walking Diagonally Across College/Campus Intersection Definitely Worth It, Study Says

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

CAMPUS ROAD AND COLLEGE AVE—According to a new study released by the Department of Civil Engineering, walking diagonally across the College Ave.—Campus Rd. intersection has been found to be definitely worth it. “My entire commute to class has changed after discovering that trick, so it’s been cool to see the university confirm what I’ve known…

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Walking Diagonally Across College/Campus Intersection Definitely Worth It, Study Says