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Walking Diagonally Across College/Campus Intersection Definitely Worth It, Study Says

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

CAMPUS ROAD AND COLLEGE AVE—According to a new study released by the Department of Civil Engineering, walking diagonally across the College Ave.—Campus Rd. intersection has been found to be definitely worth it. “My entire commute to class has changed after discovering that trick, so it’s been cool to see the university confirm what I’ve known…

Cornell Bike Share Offers Students New Opportunity To Screw Up Traffic

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TOWER ROAD—Now available for sluggishly pedalling uphill with six cars following behind, Cornell Big Red Bikes offers students a new opportunity to screw up traffic. “Cornell is huge, so it’s a relief to finally be able to bike across campus with no regard for drivers or pedestrians,” said campus bicyclist Troy Laputa as he weaved…

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Walking Diagonally Across College/Campus Intersection Definitely Worth It, Study Says