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Transfer Student Says of Old School: “I Think It Was Just a Bouncy Castle”

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

TOWNHOUSE COMMUNITY – Transferring to Cornell after his freshman year, Bryce Bannister ‘18 has come to the conclusion that his former school was actually merely a large inflatable bouncy castle, not unlike those rented for children’s birthday parties. Bannister began to suspect that he was not in fact majoring in Religious Studies at an institution…

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