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Senior Filling Out Perfect Match A Little Too Optimistic About the Three Months They Have Left

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

TEMPLE OF ZEUS—In the final hours of Perfect Match’s survey opening, one member of the Class of 2023 decided to try their luck at a college romance three months before leaving Ithaca for good. “Look, I haven’t had a lot of luck in the dating department here at Cornell, okay?” asked Ron Kringle ‘23. “I…

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