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“It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare
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CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots
5 hours ago4 hours ago
Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long
1 day ago1 day ago
“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges
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Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester
2 days ago2 days ago
Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring
3 days ago3 days ago

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

CHICAGO, IL—After being asked “How was your weekend?” as he entered the office, summer intern Connor Lee ‘18 concluded this morning upon gathering data from Monday and Tuesday that, holy shit, it’s Wednesday. “On Monday I just chilled at home, then on Tuesday I hung with my family at the lake, and then…holy shit, it’s…

“It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare

CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots

Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long

“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges

Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester

Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday