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Wistful Hotelie Leaves Mint on Parents Pillow Every Night

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

LONG ISLAND—To fill the void caused by missing out on the valuable hands-on hospitality training he so desperately needs, Bronson Winchester ’23 has been leaving a mint or chocolate on his parents pillow every night before they go to bed. “While my parents are relaxing and watching TV unawares, I just meander over to their…

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