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So-Called “Gym Shark” Not So Tough Anymore After Being Decapitated by Bench Press

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

TEAGLE HALL— In a swift reminder of his humanity, area fitness junkie Alvin Jung ‘21 was humbled after having his head cleanly cut off while on the bench press.  “He let his ego get the best of him,” said fellow gym-goer Eric Bilzerian, wearing an “In Memory of Alvin” sleeveless T-shirt that exposed his nipples….

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