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March 11, 2014

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Simon And Garfunkel to Headline Slope Day

Nooz Staff12 years ago04 mins

ITHACA, NY – Campus was abuzz today with Slope Day Programming Board’s announcement that the immensely popular 1960’s folk/rock duo Simon and Garfunkel would be headlining Slope Day 2014. “We got a lot of requests this year, and it was a tough call. More popular solo artists like James Taylor and Neil Young were in…

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CUNooz’s 161 Things To Do Before You Graduate

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago015 mins

1. For a fun time with friends, go apple picking at Cornell Orchards! 2. When you get to the Orchards, lose your friends in the trees. You won’t be needing them. 3. Find the man wearing a red coat. 4. Don’t ask him any questions. 5. The man will have an envelope. Take it from…

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