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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood
Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall
Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood

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Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall

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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam

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Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases

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Kotlikoff Also Wondering What Action Cornell Administration Will Take

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Splitsies! Group Assignment Done By Just You

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CUPD Claims K-9 Ate Report

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Biology Major Stressed About Answers to Pre-Limbs 

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April 15, 2014

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“What The Fuck” Forecasted for This Week

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

The National Weather Service has issued a severe weather warning to residents of Tompkins county due to high chances of what the fuck. Meteorologists say that during the coming days there is an 80% chance of bullshit, with a strong god dammit coming from the north at 12 mph. Temperatures will drop as low as…

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  • Cornell

Study: Ho Plaza Eye Contact Found to Be Deadly

Nooz Staff13 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY – In a cross-department study performed by sociology professor Howard Lipton and tenured biology researcher Dr. Mangold Biggins, the longstanding Cornell practice of making eye contact on Ho Plaza has been deemed a certain cause of death. According to Lipton and Biggins, the human body goes into immediate cardiac arrest when even a…

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