The National Weather Service has issued a severe weather warning to residents of Tompkins county due to high chances of what the fuck. Meteorologists say that during the coming days there is an 80% chance of bullshit, with a strong god dammit coming from the north at 12 mph. Temperatures will drop as low as I hate my life by noon, and there will be a moderate accumulation, 1-2 inches, of I’ve had it with this shit already. Cornell students, faculty and staff are encouraged to stay indoors until the what the fuck system has passed.
“What The Fuck” Forecasted for This Week
