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April 29, 2014

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History Major Finds Job in 19th Century England

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA – Drew Teegen, a history major graduating this May, recently announced that he has found employment as a factory worker in Victorian era England. The senior plans on beginning his employment in July of 1844. “Through my history classes at Cornell, I’ve learned a number of highly marketable skills,” explained Teegan. “Including an in-depth…

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Inspired by Fishbowls, Level B to Establish Object-Based Drinking Every Weekday

Nooz Staff12 years ago10 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN- Due to the success of their Wednesday night Fishbowls special, Collegetown bar Level B has announced the creation of a themed drink for every night of the week based around various household objects and containers.  “If I’ve learned anything in my time at Level B, it’s that people love drinking, but they hate drinking…

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Student Voted “Most Likely to Succeed” in High School Fails Orgo Prelim

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY- Following an impressive high school career filled with many accomplishments, including being voted “Most Likely to Succeed” by his peers, Charlie Bostic ’17 has just found out  that he failed his organic chemistry prelim. The freshman, who only a year before had been president of Lincoln High School Debate Team and Salutatorian of…

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