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Hungover CU Nooz Writers Throw Some Shit Together

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

NOOZ HQ- Sources are reporting that following the events of Slope Day on Thursday, several hungover CU Nooz reporters are struggling to write some fucking article about anything, literally just anything. “Ugh, fuck my head,” claimed one writer holding his head in his hands and periodically taking small sips from a water bottle. “I have…

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