September 8, 2014

Headlines

Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
1 week ago1 week ago
Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
“I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section
3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President
1 year ago1 year ago
In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power
1 year ago1 year ago
L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks
1 year ago1 year ago

Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…