September 8, 2014

Headlines

Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair
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Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag
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New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene
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Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree
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University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
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E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
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Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…