September 16, 2014

Headlines

Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long
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“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges
19 hours ago19 hours ago
Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester
2 days ago2 days ago
Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring
3 days ago3 days ago
Frolicking Squirrel Thinks It’s Funny You Bombed That Prelim
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Dumb Idiot Bunny Rabbit Doesn’t Know It About to Get Cold Again
4 days ago4 days ago

Namesake of Building, John Henry Highrise V, Dead at 92

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

CAYUGA MEDICAL CENTER – Late last night, Cayuga Medical Center announced the tragic news that Cornell alumnus of the Class of ’40 and well-known philanthropist John Henry Highrise V passed away after a long battle with serious illness. Highrise V will be best remembered by his donations that made possible the construction of the North…

First 150 Entrants to Career Fair to Get T-Shirt, Fulfilling Careers

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

BARTON HALL — Cornell Career Services announced today that, in order to generate enthusiasm and interest in its opportunities, the first 150 entrants to the Career Fair would receive complimentary Career-themed pinnies, a Cornell beanie, and a challenging, rewarding career which could easily last a lifetime. “We want to make sure that Cornell students get…