September 16, 2014

Namesake of Building, John Henry Highrise V, Dead at 92

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

CAYUGA MEDICAL CENTER – Late last night, Cayuga Medical Center announced the tragic news that Cornell alumnus of the Class of ’40 and well-known philanthropist John Henry Highrise V passed away after a long battle with serious illness. Highrise V will be best remembered by his donations that made possible the construction of the North…

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First 150 Entrants to Career Fair to Get T-Shirt, Fulfilling Careers

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

BARTON HALL — Cornell Career Services announced today that, in order to generate enthusiasm and interest in its opportunities, the first 150 entrants to the Career Fair would receive complimentary Career-themed pinnies, a Cornell beanie, and a challenging, rewarding career which could easily last a lifetime. “We want to make sure that Cornell students get…

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September 16, 2014

Namesake of Building, John Henry Highrise V, Dead at 92

First 150 Entrants to Career Fair to Get T-Shirt, Fulfilling Careers