October 6, 2014

Insomnia Cookies to be Replaced by Paranoia Undercooked Meats

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN — It was learned today that favorite local late-night dessert establishment Insomnia Cookies will be closing in the upcoming months, and will eventually be replaced by a new business called Paranoia Undercooked Meats. “We here at Paranoia Undercooked Meats understand that Insomnia Cookies has been a staple among hungry students looking for a late-night…

Comm Major Still Trying to Figure out What “Comm” Stands For

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

KENNEDY HALL- Following an entire year of taking introductory classes for the eventual B.S. degree, Comm major Samantha Booker ’17 admitted that at this point in her collegiate career she still is unaware of what ‘Comm’ stands for. “Computers? Community? Combative training? I really don’t know, and these classes aren’t giving me any hints,” complained…

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Insomnia Cookies to be Replaced by Paranoia Undercooked Meats

Comm Major Still Trying to Figure out What “Comm” Stands For