Skip to content
April 29, 2026
  • Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair
  • Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag
  • New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene
  • Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree

    6 days ago
  • University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Home
  • 2014
  • November
  • 10

November 10, 2014

  • Uncategorized

Massive Pileup Behind Group Slowly Walking Four Abreast

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

EAST AVENUE – A huge traffic jam developed yesterday after four freshmen began to walk side by side down the side walk, eventually resulting in a dramatic collision of several pedestrians and a cyclist. “It was carnage,” one bystander reported, “the entire street slowed down, and the next thing I knew there were bodies everywhere.”…

Read More
  • Cornell

Senile Student Activists Still Protesting Vietnam War

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

URIS HALL — Over 24 confused alumni rallied together Sunday night for an anti-war demonstration in light of the U.S. government’s involvement in Vietnam. “Our classmates did not die face down in the mud just for us to give up the protest,” retorted dissident Brendan Arendt ‘74 while burning his draft card. “We can’t give…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.