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December 3, 2014

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Parents Pressure Skorton to “Get a Real Job” at Thanksgiving Dinner

Nooz Staff11 years ago03 mins

TRENTON, NJ — At his cousins’ house for Thanksgiving dinner Thursday night, President Skorton’s parents allegedly pressured him to “get a real job” and “stop living in fantasy land.” The 65 year-old reportedly got into a heated argument with his mother, Jane, and his father, Richard, about his future before dismissing them altogether and asking…

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