January 27, 2015

Employed Comparative Literature Major Ostracized by Peers

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

GOLDWIN-SMITH HALL – Veronica Lopez, ‘15 Comparative Literature, reports feeling ostracized by the rest of the Comparative Literature majors ever since she secured a job for after graduation. Lopez says, “After I accepted the offer, everyone treats me a little differently. Every time I talk in class, people try to qualify it with ‘Oh, that…

Physics Professor Just Two Twelve-Year-Olds in Long Trench Coat

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

ROCKEFELLER HALL — Students and faculty alike were shocked to discover that Randall J. Thompson, Professor of Applied and Engineering Physics, is in fact two twelve-year-old boys standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a top hat and trench-coat. Thompson had served on faculty in the College of Engineering since 2012, but after he was revealed…

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January 27, 2015

Employed Comparative Literature Major Ostracized by Peers

Physics Professor Just Two Twelve-Year-Olds in Long Trench Coat