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February 11, 2015

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Gannett Study Offers Tips for Reduced Stress: “Just Have More Time”

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

GANNETT — Today Gannett released the conclusions to a year-long, million dollar research project centered on reducing the amount of stress in students’ lives. “We recognize the stressful nature of students’ lives, and hope that these results will give students an idea of what a healthy lifestyle is,” reads the introduction to the 47-page report….

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Svante Myrick Gets Valentine’s Day Cards for Whole City

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

SHOPS AT ITHACA MALL- Mayor Svante Myrick visited Target with his mother this afternoon to buy Valentine’s Day cards for every resident in the City of Ithaca. “Look, mom! Frozen!” said Myrick, pointing at the box of Frozen themed cards in Target’s Valentine’s Day aisle. Myrick added that “everyone in [his] city loves Frozen” and…

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