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June 14, 2015

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Middle Schooler Having More Fulfilling Summer Than You

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago03 mins

LANSING — Citing his unlimited free time, complete lack of responsibility, and lingering sense of childlike wonder, area middle school student Dennis Roberts is having a far more fulfilling and enjoyable summer than you. “Most days I wake up at around 11:30, have a big plate of waffles for breakfast, and then bike to meet…

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