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June 21, 2015

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Teary-Eyed Skorton Wistfully Packs Up Administrators

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — As President Skorton cleans out his office to make way for Elizabeth Garrett’s arrival on July 1st, the illustrious faculty of his administration are being packed up and shipped out. Some administrators will go in storage, others will be sent to Skorton’s new office at the Smithsonian. While bundling up the various…

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