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Career Fair Recruiter Commends Engineering Student’s Innovative Self-Shredding Resume
Disintegrating Professor Gives Mitch McConnell-Esque Peace Sign Before Prelim
OP-ED: I Right You Wrong Here Why
CTB Barista Announces “Big Fat Chungus Sweetberry Surprise” is Ready at the Bar
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“What I Did For Summer Break” by Svante Myrick

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Alumni Dad Shows Son Old Sex and Drug Hangout Spot

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FALL CREEK GORGE — Earlier this morning, alumni father Arthur Carrington ’79 took his son Alexander down by Fall Creek to show him where he and his old college friends used to do lots of drugs and have lots of sex. “There used to be a big tree here where we’d meet up,” explained Carrington…

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