August 23, 2015 – CU Nooz

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Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair
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Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag
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New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene
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Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree
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University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
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E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
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Seniors Ready To Begin Final Fun Months of Life

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN – With the new school year beginning, seniors across the Cornell campus have been described as being “fully prepared” and “excited” for the final few fun months of their life. “Wow, the past three years have gone by in a flash. But now I’m ready to have a great senior year, maybe take a…

Students Can’t Wait To Learn What Fee University Imposes This Year

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – Helplessly buzzing with anticipation over their next tuition supplement, returning students are on the edge of their seats to find out what fee Cornell will charge them this year. “Personally, my bet’s with something clothing related, like a Hat Fee,” speculated Senior Gavin Treyhoust, who went on to explain that a potential…