August 25, 2015 – CU Nooz

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‘What Did I Miss?’ Asks Architecture Major Leaving Studio for First Time in 18 Weeks
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Student In Charge of Planning America-Themed Family Mixer
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Campus Adds New Dimension to Accommodate Class of 2020
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Hotel School Votes to Leave University in Historic Referendum
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Sophomore Acing Summer Classes, Failing Summer
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Recent Graduates Wondering Who Will Take Initiative to Clean House
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Elizabeth Garrett Fails Swim Test

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

TEAGLE HALL — After failing to swim the requisite 75 yards, Elizabeth Garrett was disappointed to announce she had not passed the water safety competency test enforced by the University. She will now need to enroll in PE 1100 – Beginning Swimming and pass the course before the end of her tenure, in order to…

Outdated Chemistry Syllabus Confirms Year Still 2012

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

BAKER LAB — At today’s first lecture of CHEM 2140, an outdated syllabus officially revealed that this year’s course takes place once again during Fall semester 2012. Professor Janice Stocking was proud to acknowledge that her syllabus transcends time, that the year of Tim Tebow and the Mayan Apocalypse was expressly selected for this offering…