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March 21, 2016

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Construction Unsure How to Fix Rand Hall Without Spending Two Years On It

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

RAND HALL – The University Construction Crew is having trouble beginning construction on the broken back wall, as they usually do not deal with such small scale projects and are hesitant to start a project that does not involve two years of development and planning. “We’re pretty confused by this one, to be honest. We’ve…

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Union of White Cornell Students’ March Indistinguishable From Usual Students Walking to Class

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA – A march for white civil rights and recognition, organized by the Union of White Cornell Students, occurred on Ho Plaza today, however it was largely unnoticed due to the march being nearly indistinguishable from the normal pedestrian traffic of students on campus. “That march was today? I was out here giving out…

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