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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus
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Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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Construction Unsure How to Fix Rand Hall Without Spending Two Years On It

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

RAND HALL – The University Construction Crew is having trouble beginning construction on the broken back wall, as they usually do not deal with such small scale projects and are hesitant to start a project that does not involve two years of development and planning. “We’re pretty confused by this one, to be honest. We’ve…

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Union of White Cornell Students’ March Indistinguishable From Usual Students Walking to Class

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

HO PLAZA – A march for white civil rights and recognition, organized by the Union of White Cornell Students, occurred on Ho Plaza today, however it was largely unnoticed due to the march being nearly indistinguishable from the normal pedestrian traffic of students on campus. “That march was today? I was out here giving out…

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