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May 4, 2016

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“These Are Not the ID’s You’re Looking For,” Say Nerds at Moonies Entrance

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

THE COMMONS — Campus nerds Colleen Eiderman ’19 and Emily Mehta ’19, who forgot their fake ID’s at their apartment, attempted to use a Jedi Mind trick on the unsuspecting Moonies bouncer. “These are not the ID’s you’re looking for,” said the inebriated Eiderman, as she waved her hand across the bouncer’s face and Mehta…

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Real-Life Ninja Sneaks into Class Twenty Minutes Late

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

IVES HALL — Materializing in the third row of the lecture hall without the professor even noticing, ILR student and real-life ninja Brian Eriksson ’18 managed to sneak undetected into class twenty minutes late. “I didn’t even see him coming into the room, but he definitely wasn’t there for the first half of the lecture….

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