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November 16, 2016

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Atlas Angry at Classmates for Piggybacking on World-Lifting Group Project

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL — As the semester comes to an end and classes across the campus dive into their final group projects, the Greek Titan Atlas is becoming frequently frustrated with his classmates for not holding up their end of the assignment. “It feels like I’m holding the entire world on my shoulders,” Atlas complained…

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