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OP-ED: I Get My Fruit From the Farmer’s Market and That Makes Me Fresher Than You

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

AG QUAD – Oh hey, didn’t see you there. I was too busy nibbling on this artisanal gourd I bought at the farmer’s market. Wait, you don’t get your produce from the farmer’s market? Wow, that must make me fresher than you in every way. That’s right. I’m not paying these higher prices just to…

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