2017

Study Abroad Student Excited To Party In Spain Exactly As She Would In America

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

BARCELONA, SPAIN— Judging by her fun-looking travel updates on Facebook, after only a week of adjusting to a foreign country, study abroad student Maddy Jackson ’18 is excited to party in Spain exactly as she would in America. “The nightlife here is amazing, I went to a club with friends from Cornell and stayed until…

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Reunited Sophomore Not Telling Friends His Parents Say Hi

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

FLATIRON DISTRICT, NYC — After weeks of isolation, Sam Traynor ’19, who was finally reunited with his Cornell friends for a night of debauchery, neglected to tell everyone his parents say ‘hi.’ “How’s that Jimmy, Johnny, boy doing? The engineer. Tell that sharp young gentleman I say hi,” Mr. Traynor said of the 20 year…

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Study Abroad Student Excited To Party In Spain Exactly As She Would In America

Reunited Sophomore Not Telling Friends His Parents Say Hi