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March 23, 2018

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Campus Activists Organize Hunger Strike Just In Time For Spring Break Dieting

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA—To the relief of many students, a recent hunger strike in response to continued government inaction on sensible gun reform has aligned perfectly with the dieting period before Spring Break. “No matter how strict my meals were, I could never lose enough weight to get the bod I wanted. It’s much easier to squeeze…

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