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OP-ED: And I Would’ve Gotten Away With It Too If It Weren’t for Those Darn Research Ethics

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

By Former Professor Brian Wansink After years of being a legendary celebrity in the world of food science research, I was still at the top of my game here at Cornell, basking in the glory of my decades of hard work. Sure, I fudged a few numbers here and there, and may or may not…

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