April 2019 – Page 2 – CU Nooz

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Stampeding OurBus Herd Crushes Unsuspecting Subaru
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Aww! Discussion Section Classmate Says First Words
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Cornell Republicans Blame Radical Left for Shutdown of Morrison Dole Whip Machine
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National Guard Numbers Dwindle as Troops Assimilated into Greater Portland Polycule
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Flipped Classroom Professor Not Sure What’s Going On, Asks If You Have Any Idea
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Senior Still in Model UN Working Towards Killer Common App Resume
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White People Playing Frisbee on Arts Quad Marks Return of Ithaca Spring

White People Playing Frisbee on Arts Quad Marks Return of Ithaca Spring

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD—Signifying the return of spring to the Ithaca area, the season’s first flock of white frisbee players has recently taken up roost on the Arts Quad. “I love watching the first signs of Ithaca spring—the flowers start to poke up out of the ground, the days get a little longer, and just this morning…

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Pathetic Waste of Space Thinks Staying in Ithaca Over Break Was Fun

Pathetic Waste of Space Thinks Staying in Ithaca Over Break Was Fun

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

Ithaca NY—After many of her friends returned to campus from their marvelous spring break adventures around the globe, one pathetic student actually enjoyed her time staying in Ithaca over the break. Even though she never drank the finest wines or had passionate flings with the hottest men the world had to offer, Sarah Waller ‘21…

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