April 2019 – Page 2 – CU Nooz

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Guy Still Wearing Cayuga Med Wristband Monday After Halloweekend Really Wants You to Ask What Happened
13 hours ago13 hours ago
Instant Ramen Instructions Detail How To Burn Noodles, Pull Fire Alarm, Act Confused
2 days ago2 days ago
Kotlikoff Claims “You Can Fit A Turkey Up There”, Vague About What “There” Means
11 months ago11 months ago
“Next Stop, Binghamton!” OurBus Trip Goes South
11 months ago11 months ago
EDITORIAL: Please God, Let The Daily Sun Go Bankrupt So We Can Buy Them
11 months ago11 months ago
“Consider a Man’s Life Situated on a Frictionless, Downward Plane”: Physics Professor Not Handling His Divorce Well
12 months ago12 months ago

White People Playing Frisbee on Arts Quad Marks Return of Ithaca Spring

White People Playing Frisbee on Arts Quad Marks Return of Ithaca Spring

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD—Signifying the return of spring to the Ithaca area, the season’s first flock of white frisbee players has recently taken up roost on the Arts Quad. “I love watching the first signs of Ithaca spring—the flowers start to poke up out of the ground, the days get a little longer, and just this morning…

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Pathetic Waste of Space Thinks Staying in Ithaca Over Break Was Fun

Pathetic Waste of Space Thinks Staying in Ithaca Over Break Was Fun

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

Ithaca NY—After many of her friends returned to campus from their marvelous spring break adventures around the globe, one pathetic student actually enjoyed her time staying in Ithaca over the break. Even though she never drank the finest wines or had passionate flings with the hottest men the world had to offer, Sarah Waller ‘21…

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