Skip to content
November 27, 2025
  • “Just Happy to Help”: Dud Brother Unloads Dishwasher
  • “Quiet, Piggy!”: Donald Trump Denounces Consumption of Pork in Attempt to Impress Zohran Mamdani
  • Trump: ABC Reporter Lucky She Not Sawed Up in Saudi Embassy
  • Cornell Daily Sun Renamed Cornell Daily Rain Sleet Hail Snow
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • “Just Happy to Help”: Dud Brother Unloads Dishwasher

    9 hours ago9 hours ago
  • “Quiet, Piggy!”: Donald Trump Denounces Consumption of Pork in Attempt to Impress Zohran Mamdani

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Trump: ABC Reporter Lucky She Not Sawed Up in Saudi Embassy

    3 days ago3 days ago
  • Cornell Daily Sun Renamed Cornell Daily Rain Sleet Hail Snow

    5 days ago5 days ago
  • Report: Syracuse Airport Has City, Too

    7 days ago7 days ago
  • Wings Over Ithaca Competitor “Wings Over Crete” Sees Sharp Plummet in Sales

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Home
  • 2019
  • November
  • 4

November 4, 2019

  • Uncategorized

RA Dutifully JA’s Self After Bringing Alcohol Back to Dorm Room

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

DICKSON HALL—Unable to handle the guilt from leaving his contraband alcohol unreported, RA Ryan Newman ‘21 dutifully submitted an OJA form this Monday reporting that he brought a mostly-full handle of Mango Pineapple Svedka back to his dorm room. “It is my solemn duty as an RA to provide a fun, safe, and sober living…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2025. Powered By BlazeThemes.