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CU Nooz Presents: 161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do Online

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago021 mins

Make your bedroom into your bedroom and have sex in your bedroom Finally read the entirety of a dazzling Denice Cassaro email out of sheer boredom Livestream the Cornell-Harvard Men’s Hockey game and throw fish at your computer screen Irresponsibly take off to NYC for Spring Break and become a vector for viral spread Fall…

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