Skip to content
April 22, 2026
  • University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
  • E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

    4 hours ago4 hours ago
  • E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

    6 hours ago6 hours ago
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Kotlikoff Sowwy For Washing Away Political Chalk Messages, Just Wanted To Play Hopscotch

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Home
  • 2020
  • March
  • 20

March 20, 2020

  • Uncategorized

CU Nooz Presents: 161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do Online

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago021 mins

Make your bedroom into your bedroom and have sex in your bedroom Finally read the entirety of a dazzling Denice Cassaro email out of sheer boredom Livestream the Cornell-Harvard Men’s Hockey game and throw fish at your computer screen Irresponsibly take off to NYC for Spring Break and become a vector for viral spread Fall…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.