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Student Finally Achieves Ideal School-Life Balance During Leave of Absence

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago02 mins

RALEIGH, NC – After four semesters at Cornell, sophomore Rodney Phillip ’23 has at last attained the perfect balance between his academics and personal life by leaving the school altogether and taking a leave of absence. “It definitely took a few semesters of trial and error to find the best equilibrium,” explained Phillip, while sipping…

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