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September 18, 2020

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Student Who Hates Her Roommates Intentionally Gets COVID to Isolate in Statler

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

THE STATLER HOTEL— Ellie Rosario ‘23 intentionally exposed herself to the novel coronavirus earlier this week in an attempt to escape “the cunts (Jessica Dunst ‘22, Annie Patterson ‘22, and Minnie Davis ‘22) [she] lives with.”  When one of her sorority sisters, Alice May ‘22, mentioned her boyfriend on the lacrosse team had recently tested…

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