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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup
Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President
Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits
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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat

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September 23, 2020

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OP-ED: These Bitch Ass Bees Keep Bothering Me While I Try to Eat

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN BAGELS—Let me begin by establishing that I’m normally extremely easygoing. A friend is running late to a meetup? I understand. Got rejected from my dream job? Things happen. Nothing, however, has tested my patience as much as those buzzy little shits that refuse to stay away from my latest CTB California Sunshine bagel.  I’m…

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