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September 26, 2020

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Student Trying a Little Too Hard to Look Cute and Mysterious on Zoom

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

SAN DIEGO—During their 9:05 lecture this Wednesday, classmates of Elle Sou ‘23 noticed their peer was looking suspiciously attractive and put together. “Like, it’s 6am her time, and she’s wearing a sweater, not even a sweatshirt, will a full face beat? For financial accounting? I mean, you go girl, and do whatever you want with…

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