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October 2, 2020

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OP-ED: What Does it Mean That My Zoom Crush Made His Bed Today?

Nooz Staff5 years ago11 months ago03 mins

Ok guys, here’s the dilemma: today, during my 3:05 Macro Econ class, I noticed Josh’s navy comforter wasn’t crumpled and strewn across his bed like usual. The day was going so well – I had found the good lighting and my best angle before joining the zoom call and pinning Josh like I do every…

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