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December 15, 2020

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Panicked Student Relieved After Googling “Is Urine Burning A COVID Symptom?”

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

MORRISTOWN, NJ—An immense feeling of relief washed over Anthony Moses ’23 after his routine trip to the restroom suddenly became the subject of intense research on the symptoms of the COVID-19 virus, in fear that he had contracted the deadly disease after experiencing a burning sensation as he urinated. “It was terrifying,” remarked Moses before…

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