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December 22, 2020

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Parents Who Said College Would Be “The Best Four Years of Your Life” Conveniently Quiet Now

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

Los Angeles—After a completely dry semester spent playing Among Us and aimlessly staring at the ceiling of his dorm lounge, Trent Jackson ’24 began listing the names of the lying adults who told him college would be “the best four years” of his life.  “My dad used to tell me his college stories: frats, bars,…

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