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Cornell Riot Police Deploy Freshman Dorm Smell Against Maskless Monday Protestors

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

DAY HALL 一 Student protestors participating in the first Maskless Monday protest against Cornell’s masking policy were met by the repulsive aroma of a sweaty, virginal freshman’s dorm room as CUPD Riot Police sought to disperse the protest. “At first I didn’t know what scents were hitting my bare, uncovered nose,” said Chasten Miles ‘25….

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