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October 18, 2021

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Campus to Introduce Permanent Patch Of Dirt With A Few Trucks On It

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

ARTS QUAD—In an announcement that sent shockwaves throughout campus, President Martha Pollack unveiled construction plans for a new dusty home for minimally labeled and questionably permitted trucks in the middle of the arts quad. “We really wanted to spruce up the place,” wrote Pollack in her Monday morning email, “I kept looking at all that…

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