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Student With Raytheon Internship a Little Too Excited for Sake Bombing

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

PLUMTREE–An innocent night of Glee Club sake bombing turned menacing as club member and future weapons manufacturer Harrison Griffith ‘24 reportedly got “way too into” the idea of deploying sake into foreign beer territory. “As soon as I said the word ‘bomb’ his eyes lit up,” said club president Kiera Torres ‘23.  “I tried telling…

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