You Don’t Know How to Spell Hanukkah?” Says Jewish Friend Who Does Not Know How to Spell Chanukah

HIGH RISE 5-     During a holiday card writing party, Freshman Charity Parker engaged in what Jewish friends are calling the greatest display of ignorance since some idiot thought that a clearly 8-night bottle of oil would only last for one night. Sources say that as Charity jotted down heartfelt well-wishes to her religiously…

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