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Cornell Basketball Remains Undefeated In March Madness

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

BARTELS HALL—After not losing last night, Cornell men’s basketball team has maintained its perfect no-loss record into the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament. “Honestly, if you’d asked me in February I would have thought we’d have lost by now,” admitted guard James Banket ‘24. “If you had told me we would be undefeated going…

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